I'm so crafty

Today, at my job {I'm a manager at a Taco Bell} a cop came through the drive thru. The following is a transcript of what happened.

COP: So how much will that be?

ME: Oh well that'll be free, for you. *over exaggerated wink*

COP: Oh that's nice of you...

ME: You look thirsty? You want one of these new Frutista Freezes? Strawberry Coladas are AWESOME

COP: Oh well...

ME: *gives her a frutista against her will*

COP: Uhh..thanks.

ME: See that car over there?

COP: *glares over at my awesome Ford Escort, and looks back at me with a look most people would confuse for not caring, but obviously she cares AT LOT ABOUT MY CAR*

ME: Yeah, that's my car.

COP: Ok...

ME: *hands her the food* Well just keep my car in mind, you know...*over exaggerated wink again*

COP: *just stares at me*

I am so crafty...I'll never get pulled over again now. MWAHAHAHHAHA

Picture is UNRELATED

Captchas

I really hate them, they are like the bane of my existence. Always hard to read, but sometimes, they come up with funny word combination!



Watermeat is a character from one of the online websites I go on, he looks like this:


You wouldn't want to eat that, right? TOO CUTE


I'll never know what he wrote...


I'm sooooooooo popular....


Well is it? Why doesn't captcha answer my questions?

Also, they always fail for me. I wonder if maybe I'm doing them wrong? Nah that can't be it.

Oh yeah, now for an unrelated picture, you're welcome.