I read a lot of webcomics, one of the ones I recently got into is called Cheer Up, Emo Kid. It's a funny site, and the latest comic reminded me of these emo jokes I used to tell. You can find the comic I am talking about here.
-How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-None, they'd rather all sit in the dark and cry about it.
I wish my grass was emo, that way it would cut it's self.
-How do you get an emo down from a tree?
-You cut the rope...
-How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to replace it.
And two to write a song about how they missed the old one
I'm so emo they kick me out of the bar when they start "Happy Hour"
-How do you kill an emo?
-Give him a sharper knife
-How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito?
One to cry about it on LiveJournal.
One to make a Myspace about it.
One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and MySpace.
The other to make the burrito.
-What do you call an emo adult?
-They aren't alive at the time.
-How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-None, they'd rather break the bulb and cut themselves with it.