COP: So how much will that be?
ME: Oh well that'll be free, for you. *over exaggerated wink*
COP: Oh that's nice of you...
ME: You look thirsty? You want one of these new Frutista Freezes? Strawberry Coladas are AWESOME
COP: Oh well...
ME: *gives her a frutista against her will*
ME: See that car over there?
COP: *glares over at my awesome Ford Escort, and looks back at me with a look most people would confuse for not caring, but obviously she cares AT LOT ABOUT MY CAR*
ME: Yeah, that's my car.
ME: *hands her the food* Well just keep my car in mind, you know...*over exaggerated wink again*
COP: *just stares at me*
I am so crafty...I'll never get pulled over again now. MWAHAHAHHAHA